"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."
Digital-age Reluctant Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who prefers to keep their distance from the digital world? Our collection offers playful, clever items that celebrate the digital-age reluctance with humor and charm. Perfect for the tech-shy or digitally overwhelmed, these products add a lighthearted touch to everyday life. Whether it's a funny mug or a quirky print, find a humorous way to connect with your digitally hesitant loved ones through our thoughtful and amusing selection.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Online form - Submit.
"Did you get my tweet?"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."
Press Any Key. No, Not That One.
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'
"All the better to ignore you with."
"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
Books On Paper
"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."
"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"
"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"
"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."
Error: Out of memory.
Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.
Blogging Shoes
Progress
"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."
Ascent of Digital Man
'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'
The Modern Apple
"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."
"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."
'I don't have my homework because my dial-up modem couldn't connect with my on-line homework helper.'
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
Mobile connections
"GrumpyHumans.com"
'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'
I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.
Digital-age Reluctant Gifts Collection
Digital-age Reluctant Mugs
Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for those who prefer to keep their distance from the digital world. A charming way to start their day with a smile.
Digital-age Reluctant Pillows
Add a humorous touch to any room with pillows designed for digital skeptics. Cozy, funny, and full of personality.
Digital-age Reluctant Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the digital age resistance. Clever, amusing artwork for those who cherish their offline moments.
Digital-age Reluctant T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty t-shirts for the digitally reluctant. Perfect for casual wear and making a playful statement about tech resistance.