Digital Age Dilemmas Gifts

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'Bless me, Father, for I have turned 'Safesearch' off.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Books On Paper

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Social media and privacy

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Blogging Shoes

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

Mobile connections

Jesus forgets to save.