Green Pioneer T-Shirts

Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

'Do you remember the good old days when 'going green' meant a big dividend yield?'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'Ab Lawton's biodiesel supply Co. - formerly Ab Lawton's farm'.

We will fight them ashore, we will fight them on the mountains, we will fight them at sea...

Toxic Waste

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

I think you're ace

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Sea weed harvest.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Solar Plant

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

You will always find a spot to garden

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