Eco-pioneer Pillows

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Solar Plant

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Ecological balance.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'