Eco Inventor Pillows

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

I've gone one better!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

You will always find a spot to garden

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Climate Catastrophism

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Elephant Upgrade

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'Environmentalist!'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Organic Soldering.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Energy Research.

Garden Tools Product Development. It does a great job of dispersing fertilizer and seeds, but let's not call it a "superspreader."

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."