Eco Inventor Pillows

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

I've gone one better!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

You will always find a spot to garden

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Climate Catastrophism

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'Environmentalist!'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Elephant Upgrade

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Organic Soldering.

Energy Research.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Woman planting energy saving bulbs.

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.