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'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

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"He's a whiz kid."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

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'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

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"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

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