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"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"He's a whiz kid."

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Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Junior doctor kits.

Playing Doctors.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'He's pre-med.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

Kid to kid: 'I can't come out to play. I'm watching the Golf Channel so I can grow up to be a doctor.'