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'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Anatomy.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

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