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'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Anatomy.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Playing Doctors.

Be A Doctor

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."