Health-conscious Strategist Pillows

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

'I'm altering my position frequently to avoid back strain.'

'Our best bet is to ignore nutrition completely, and stress its shape and color, and the toy in the box.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

NHS targets.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Protein Powder Irony

'Is it organic?'

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

What's really in junk food...

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

Virus Physics

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Diet Smell...

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'Test results indicate you broke your New Year's resolution.'

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'