Health-conscious Strategist Pillows

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

'I'm altering my position frequently to avoid back strain.'

'Our best bet is to ignore nutrition completely, and stress its shape and color, and the toy in the box.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

NHS targets.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Protein Powder Irony

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Is it organic?'

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

Spring.

What's really in junk food...

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

Virus Physics

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Diet Smell...

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'Test results indicate you broke your New Year's resolution.'

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

You are here - They are there

"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."