Healthy Lifestyle Pioneer Pillows

"We've kicked all our bad habits. Now what do we do for fun?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"You won’t need refills."

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

Academy.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

An apple a day.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'