Future Healthcare Enthusiast Gifts

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'I can refer you to Dr. Staley, who is a noted internist....of the JJ39 computer, which does a wonderful job of diagnosis.'

'Isn't it time you talked to Tyler about the birds, the bees, and signing up for Affordable Health Care?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little doctor.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

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"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

Parts Department

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Doctors

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