Medical Aspirant Gifts

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

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'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Junior doctor kits.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'I want to work for the IRS and scare people.'