Compassionate Healer Gifts

Licensed Therapist

Medical personnel give their hearts

Prejudice/Empathy

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Hospital.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

NHS recruitment.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."