Eco-conscious Healer Gifts

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

New Age Store.

"Not to mention the park view."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

The New Normal

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Junior Doctor.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."