Ancient Healer Enthusiast Mugs

'Got anything for a headache?'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Traumatology.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Hypatia

Medical Arts Building

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Alternative medicine

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Stonehenge Bowling

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Shoo!"

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Zeno Gives Directions

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

Laozi

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

Ancient Greek Downsizing

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'