Home Remedy Explorers Prints

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Mom's Spa'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Alternative medicine

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

Chicken Soup

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

The New World

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'