Herbal Explorers Gifts

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

'Oh, crap.'

Too much cilantro

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Medicinal plants

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom's Spa'

Fall fashions

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Plant Lady

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"These hostas are out of control!"

Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'