Botanical Experimenter Gifts

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Inexperienced Cook

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Fall fashions

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Professor...what are you doing?

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"We're making progress."

Wishing Well

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"These hostas are out of control!"