Botanical Experimenter Gifts

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Miami Mice

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Fall fashions

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Professor...what are you doing?

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"We're making progress."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Wishing Well

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"These hostas are out of control!"