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Recycling after Christmas: This years 'must have' toys.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

A Macaroni in 1772

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Keeping warm.

Rap music

"Absolutely not!"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'