Fashion-forward Environmentalist Mugs

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Queen of Upcycling!

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Social Struggles

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Where Pleather Comes From

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Relax, it's fake fur.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."