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Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Pathology.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

Wildlife Tree

'Oh - It's you.'

The Finger.

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.