Hair Savior Pillows

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Shampoo.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Miracle Mom #5,293

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

GURLERS

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Just even it out."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

Pathology.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Lion with hair straighteners.

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Double life.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

"The groomer used too much product."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'The worst part is having to use so much styling gel.'

'Do you have a shampoo for damaged hair?'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'