Steak Savant Pillows

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Too rare, perhaps?"

Minute Steaks - Free extra 30 seconds

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Cattle barons for world domination.

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I come here for the pepper."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Trawling for Fish.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'