Structure Savant Gifts

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'I say we try it.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Piggy Bank ATM

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'He's a square!'

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Game Addiction

Keep it simple

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'