Savvy Grocery Shoppers Gifts

"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Friendly bacteria

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."