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'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

"Looks like the BBC cutbacks are starting to kick in."

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'