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'Ask your doctor if you can afford this ---'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

Sam's Nation Building

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.