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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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Low income vampires.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

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'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Wine Prices

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'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

"Looks like the BBC cutbacks are starting to kick in."

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