Budget-conscious Viewers Gifts

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Affordable housing

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

"Looks like the BBC cutbacks are starting to kick in."

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."