Budget-conscious Observer Mugs

'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Low income vampires.

Affordable housing

Sam's Nation Building

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'It's been a huge success.'

"Looks like the BBC cutbacks are starting to kick in."

Vulture oil inc.

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."