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'With regard to our rodent problem, all in favor of going with the lowest bid...'

'Congratulations. This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their own diplomas.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

Sam's Nation Building

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'