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"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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"Wow, they want $10,000!"

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"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

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A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."