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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

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"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Sam's Nation Building

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

'You'll pay for this.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'