"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."
Silly Marketer Gifts
Searching for a fun gift for the silly marketer with a flair for the creative? Our collection features witty, light-hearted items perfect for office or home. From humorous mugs that brighten mornings to playful t-shirts that showcase their fun side, these uniquely designed products celebrate the cheerful spirit of marketing mavericks. Add a dash of humor to their workspace or wardrobe and let their personality shine.
"That's our new church mascot."
Floss Street Vendor
Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop
Cold caller.
'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'
"Multi-level marketing!"
Child selling cold lemonade in the winter
'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."
'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'
Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."
"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"
Doomsday marketing
'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'
Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company
Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!
'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'
"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.
Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.
"This looks good."
"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."
And this is one we made earlier.
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.
"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."
Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."
"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"
Advertising meets cryptozoology...
'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'
"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'
Silly Marketer Gifts Collection
Silly Marketer Mugs
Explore our collection of funny mugs perfect for silly marketers. Find the one that makes their daily coffee break more cheerful.
Silly Marketer Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows to add personality and laughter to any space for the silly marketer.
Silly Marketer Prints
Discover our amusing prints that bring humor and style to the creative workspace or living area of a silly marketer.
Silly Marketer T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts for marketers with a sense of humor. Perfect for showcasing their creative, fun-loving side.