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The world famous floating legion of worms

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

And this is one we made earlier.

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

In a trade reminiscent of Johnny Damon to the Yankees, Santa Claus signs with Gimbel's for big bucks and shaves his face.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

"This is so moving. I just wish he didn't bring the merch stand."

"The herbal tea names used to be more soothing."

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

Panty Hose 25c - Installed Free.

This is from the kid at the next table. Lemonade. 25 cents.

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

"Look! He just told those ladies not to squeeze the toilet paper and yet he's doing the same thing!"

Christmas Flyers.

J+P Pharmacy. Happy hour 5-7.