Marketing Satire Fans Pillows

Christmas Flyers.

"Looks like we found the issue."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

End the Winter Blues

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Non-Power Breakfast

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

"It's a swearbox."

Scapegoat of the Year

"You calm down."

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"