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Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Aren't all gifts free?

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

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"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

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"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

"I always feel like a third and fifth wheel in social situations."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

'Lawyers to Avoid.' 'Need a lawyer? I'm low in cholesterol, have never been tested on lab animals and am 100 biodegradable.'