Publicity Fan Pillows

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hollywood or bust!

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Dua Lipa caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Aren't all gifts free?

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

Taylor Swift caricature

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

Dianne Reeves

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"