Publicity Fan Prints

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hollywood or bust!

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Dua Lipa caricature

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Elton John

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

Stephen Fry

Antonio Banderas

Elvis fans

Aren't all gifts free?

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Lena Heady

'Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head.'

Mathew Maconaughy

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

Dianne Reeves

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Taylor Swift caricature

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Ray Davies