Advert Fan Pillows

'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.

Aren't all gifts free?

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Junk Mail

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"But wait, there's more."

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

Paddlithic Period

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Fashion week

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

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A man and his cat watch tv

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.