Advert Fan Pillows

'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.

Aren't all gifts free?

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Junk Mail

"But wait, there's more."

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Paddlithic Period

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

Fashion week

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"