Advertising Enthusiasts Pillows

'Your ad here.'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

'We'll have two glasses of your chardonnay with the most aggressive advertising campaign.'

"I can't pronounce the drug and I don't know the ailment, but the visuals make me happy."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Create some buzz!

If nobody had invented graphics

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Important Food Groups

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Eat Beef

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Honesty in retail

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Gerald Ratner's return

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'