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Product placement in everyday life

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

News for Sale

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Roads with a view.

Eat Beef

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Gerald Ratner's return

Honesty in retail

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.