Advertising Aficionado Pillows

Winner of the Worst Slogan Contest.

'I like it. It's catchy and easy to remember.'

"The active ingredient is marketing."

Good start. Needs more gibberish.

"Now, that's product placement!"

"We can't say 'new and improved' until we come up with a product."

'We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy.'

'To tell you the truth, I don't think the average consumer will notice. Run with it.'

Sugar Co - "We could advertise it as 100% salt free."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

Advertising Agency - "...It was more moving than Martin Luther King's speech. But...will it sell dog food?"

"It's not really cat. That's just a marketing gimmick."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Sandwich board with, 'Free lunch at Arnie's' on the back and 'There's no such thing as a...' on the front.

'The ad said Reduced 50% so I bought it. Let's not argue over semantics.'

'I like to think our false and deceptive advertising is falser and more deceptive than anyone else's false and deceptive advertising.'

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'It has everything... I love it!'

'Okay, so we went over the top with it, but our PR team said it would generate a lot of buzz.'

"Oh, just give me a pack of whatever the guys in marketing are targeting for jerks like me."

"Of course nobody needs one, that's why I called the advertising people in."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

'How long did you work in subliminal advertising?' - 'A split second.'

Man is target

"Until we get reaction to the campaign, I want you to pretend it's your idea."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I believe in consistent branding."