Advert Aficionado Pillows

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Here comes the bit from the advert.'

Advertising ISA's

'Is that all you're getting for your stairlist advert? You should speak to my agent.'

"...all you've got to do is come up with a product."

'It's used to be wine, women and song. Now, it's beer, the old lady and TV ad jingles.'

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

"Ever notice that the longest sentence in the English language follows 'And now a word from our sponsor'?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

Got Oprah?

'I say we ignore them, sir. They look like redundant copywriters.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

Wife to husband re: meal: The commercial said that dogs love it, so I figured you'd at least like it.

'Very business savvy, is Daisy.'

Simon Considers A Career Change

'I'm running away from home as soon as the next commercial comes on!'

Interruptions...

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Your Ad Here.

Roads with a view.

Did you see the drama? Realism? Suspense? That's what I call a commercial.

Bragging Area: 'Post Graphic Here'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'