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"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Aren't all gifts free?

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

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'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

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"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"I always feel like a third and fifth wheel in social situations."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

'Lawyers to Avoid.' 'Need a lawyer? I'm low in cholesterol, have never been tested on lab animals and am 100 biodegradable.'

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

"Oh dear, I fear Mr. Wentworth may have fallen upon hard times again."