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Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

"That's our new church mascot."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Floss Street Vendor

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Doomsday marketing

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

And this is one we made earlier.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"Just browsing."

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

Our Staff Picks

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Alt. TP

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

Bikini Tax Prep.