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"I have a photographic memory, but it's like a Polaroid, so I have to vigorously shake my head so the image will appear more quickly."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Television Readers.

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'