Asteroid Aficionado Pillows

'My husband has a morbid fear of asteroids.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

dog vs UFO...

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronaut

Area 51: The Inside Story

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moon and Star

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"