Xbox Admirer Pillows

What you really need to do is stop thinking about women. Seriously? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Of course. You need to be out there doing your own thing, without a single thought to whether it'll impress a lady. Ladies dig that. Randy's Dating Principe #1: Embrace the irony. It's easier to embrace the Xbox.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Sermon on the Grounds...

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"There's the mailman!"

Whack A Soul.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Computer Romance