Oxbridge Admirer Pillows

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Robot walking pet robot

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."